After a few weeks in country, you may be tempted to forgo the toilet paper for drying after using the handheld bidet. Not always, but sometimes. Because fuck it: It’s just water. Plus your “sock” is already completely soaked from the profuse sweating anyway. This practice will come in handy when the next global pandemic comes around and the totally inconsiderate people who only care about themselves, and who are apparently everywhere, panic and buy up all the TP.